Quasimodo

Quasimodo was probably

Just a stressed-out mother

Back hunched,

Eyes half-lidded,

Balding,

Styled like the peasants.

Only the walls and artwork

to keep company

Yes, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Was actually a story

About a mom

And her single sexy friend

Who visited her

From time to time.

The golden ringing bells?

Her crying children

Signalling, it's service time

ring a ding dong

bong bong bong

I forget - did Quasimodo get a happy ending?